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		<title>Modern Man &#8211; By George Carlin</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 07:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the wonders of bittorrent I downloaded and watched PBS special &#8220;George Carlin, The Mark Twain Prize&#8221; (http://www.pbs.org/marktwainprize) What an amazing man he was, he was beyond funny, he was a genius who used humor as a tool to get his ideas and beliefs across. And, as Ani says, every tool is a weapon <a href='http://matt.baya.net/modern-man-by-george-carlin/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thanksgiving &amp; &#8220;Uncle Dave&#8217;s Grace&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After having a short discussion tonight about the &#8216;real&#8217; history of Thanksgiving and pilgrims (search for &#8216;Thanksgiving Myth&#8217; if you really want to know), Emily said &#8216;Thanks for ruining another holiday&#8217; and the following song came to mind. Uncle Dave&#8217;s Grace lyrics by Peter Berryman, music by Lou Berryman on their House Concert CD (www.louandpeter.com&#8230;) <a href='http://matt.baya.net/thanksgiving-uncle-daves-grace/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Playmobil Security Check Point</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend forwarded me this link to an actual toy on sale at Amazon today, the &#8220;Playmobil Security Check Point&#8220;. I&#8217;m including the top rated review here so you can see the type of comments that are being posted here. Very funny (and kinda depressing .. good though). Customer Review &#160; &#160; 335 of 356 <a href='http://matt.baya.net/playmobil-security-check-point/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Science vs Faith</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Vegetarian Now &#8211; Video from 1990</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found an old video tape that I recorded in my Antioch College dorm room sometime around winter 1990 (willet 236 I think, the end of the hall on the left). Digitized it and put it on Youtube, why not? This is my &#8216;hit&#8217;, performed at Antioch College coffee houses and part of the &#8216;Pel Show&#8217; <a href='http://matt.baya.net/im-a-vegetarian-now-video-from-1990/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Too funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 14:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christian just pointed me to this link and I almost fell out of my chair laughing A comparison hee hee hee]]></description>
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		<title>So there were these two horses named Moe &amp; Joe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2005 03:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just searched around on the net and I couldn&#8217;t find ANYONE else posting the old joke about two horses named Moe &#038; Joe. This stupid mostly unfunny run-on joke was a staple in the YRUU circles I traversed in the mid 80&#8242;s and I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s not on the net anywhere. So in <a href='http://matt.baya.net/so-there-were-these-two-horses-named-moe-joe/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>John Cleese&#8217;s Letter to the US</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 02:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all <a href='http://matt.baya.net/john-cleeses-letter-to-the-us/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pirates &amp; Emperors</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 17:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excellent Schoolhouse Rocks Parody about the world today, check it out: Pirates &#038; Emperors Thanks to Totally for pointing this out to me.]]></description>
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		<title>Presidency 101 &#8211; &#8216;Global Test&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 02:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Baya</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to: (&#8230;: &#8220; Thanks to: (arikatt) in bush_sucks, &#8220; (Via CAELIDH&#8217;s LIFE.)]]></description>
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